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retarded mf

someone who is retarded and fucks their mom
by rose kai is king March 2, 2021
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Retard proud

The act of being so proud or happy about an accomplishment you bring it up randomly in conversation without any context or relation to the actual topic of discussion.
Tom- Hey Bob, did you catch the game?

Bob- Yeah I di...

Larry- I GOT NEW SEASHELLS FOR MY SEASHELL COLLECTION!!

Tom- ...Uhhh, cool ?

Bob- ...Yeah, nice...wow.

Larry - I was retard proud guys, sorry about that.
by devildogg75 September 18, 2012
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retard button

A spot or location on a person's body, mostly located on the back that when pressed or stimulated properly, will cause a spasm or involuntary muscle movement, I.E. squeezing the shoulders together and cringing.
"Hey man why did you freak out in class like that? Jimmy hit my retard button."
by Terry larod October 27, 2017
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Mean to a retard

Hym "Huh? Oh just mean to a retard. That is all. I was mean to a retard and told you that the reason societies kids keep getting shot isn't a fucking mystery. It's this. This right here is exactly why that happens. You see that don't you? And it's not that the problem is ME. The problem is that the problem ISN'T Jordan Peterson. That's the problem. When he said 'The world's problems are on YOU' He isn't talking about himself. He's exempt. He's talking about the slaves. The slaves have a responsibility to clean up their filthy mongrel lives and he has to

do what? Just whatever he was. His bread is buttered already so all of your lives are irrelevant. And that's how the world works. Everyone recedes into their own little solipsistic domains. The more people's needs are met the more apathetic they become. But now, at a high enough level, they've gotten to a point where maintaining success is a matter of preserving their reputation (because famous people have to have a good reputation or when the mob comes for them no one will protect them). So now they just pretend. As long as the world isn't so dangerous that their fuck-trophies are at risk, they just don't care."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
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Straight Retarded

when someone make a statement and no one laughs
"remeber when isabella fell"
bro your straight retarded
by LBOZORATIO+yourmom February 17, 2022
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retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School
"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence
by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017
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Retard toe

by Kachiggamanigga May 7, 2019
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