Fuckin' Retard

Niks

Wow Niks is such a fuckin' retard

by Bruh300000 April 1, 2020

Crippling Retardation

The point when a person goes beyond retarded and is legally crippled

Doctor: damn, so you do have Crippling Retardation
Me: Ooga Booga tree go brown

by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020

Retard proud

The act of being so proud or happy about an accomplishment you bring it up randomly in conversation without any context or relation to the actual topic of discussion.

Tom- Hey Bob, did you catch the game?

Bob- Yeah I di...

Larry- I GOT NEW SEASHELLS FOR MY SEASHELL COLLECTION!!

Tom- ...Uhhh, cool ?

Bob- ...Yeah, nice...wow.

Larry - I was retard proud guys, sorry about that.

by devildogg75 September 18, 2012

effing retarded

extraordinarily obtuse and/or lame

That guy's Facebook post about loving ice cream was so effing retarded.

by checkled slovockia February 6, 2012

retard happy

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.

Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

Retard Tinglies

When you watch someone do something retarded, and feel embarrassed for them.

I just watched Joe fall down the stairs in front of tons of people. Man, I have the worst retard tinglies!

by dc1234567 July 26, 2011

Ethnic Retard

All the people who believe racial stereotypes and think that talking to someone who doesn't know English slowly and with an accent similar to theirs will help them understand better.

John: Man Adrian is an idiot.
Dimitri: How so?
John: He went up to some random Chinese guy and asked him if he had wide screen vision.
John: Wow.. What an ethnic retard.

by Ur#_1_ November 23, 2011