Tactical-Porn

The action in wrestling of watching a quick video of porn before your match, so that when you play referee's position on top, you don't just hope, you guarantee that your opponent will shriek in fear as he feels your rock-hard penis rub against his body, in hopes he forfeits. This works greatly along with Tactical-Viagra.

Coach: hey, get off your phone, your match is next!!
Wrestler: But I need it to get ready for my strategy!!
Coach: but what does your strategy have to do with "small tiny petite asian gets completely smashed by big step-bro with MASSIVE BBC"?
Wrestler: Tactical-Porn!!!

by WTFisThisWebsite? March 23, 2021

Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die

normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"

by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021

hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021

amfrized porn

a genre on pornhub.com with amfrized(a small asian dude), jodie(amfrizeds crush) and ninja costumes.

i loved that amfrized porn!

by zioebzbnzj April 26, 2021

Disney Porn

Disney Channel shows/movies where they have "hawwt" guys/girls starring in them for 12 year olds to gawk at

Omg did you watch camp rock the other night ?! Major disney porn !

by @Georgiabuttons December 14, 2009

porn pain

the pain in the reproductive organs a porn addict gets when he has been cut off of his supply weather this is psychosomatic or physical is yet to be seen by modern science mostly because the said person with this pain cant talk about it because if info got out of the addicts pain it would probably get to the ears of his or her roommates which are most like his or her parents

porn addict: hey doctor i was cut of from my Asian milf porn and now i got the porn pain.
doctor:er um maybe you should get a girlfriend.

by splashlog September 19, 2010

porn sack

a scrotum that has been shaved clean of all hair and contains large testicles

All girls love a good porn sack.

by Überschwanz April 26, 2007