Matthew

They are lovers of Chickens. When it comes to Chickens, Matthew’s can not get enough of them. Matthew’s walk around talking about how big their Chicken is and brags how his 1 Cock in the barn takes care of all the Chickens.
Matthew’s also break’s everything they touch.
You can Normally hear Matthew’s bragging about their 2 Stokes.
Matthew’s catch phrases normally are, Right Gerald? And Braaap!!!

Dam!! Wish I had Chicken’s like Matthew’s.
Don’t let Matthew touch it, or it will never run right again.
Fucking 2 Stroke Bud..

by HondaReverb August 19, 2020

Matthew

The Matthew I know thinks it’s hilarious when you’re mad. The way he flirts with you is teasing and he LOVES to argue. He has a strong opinion about almost everything. He is a great friend and super easy to talk to. He’s tall with curly brown hair and bright blue eyes. He is super smart and likes to read. He’s the kind of friend you text for hours with, and are laughing the whole time. You have great inside jokes and tell each other your crushes. He is soooo stubborn and once he makes up his mind he doesn’t change it for the world. He loves to tease you, he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world and he is very loyal.

Matthew is cool!!

by Ejb081806 February 14, 2021

Matthew

Annoying British cunt

Matthew’s teeth are massive

That’s cuz he’s British

by H0undy October 10, 2025

Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021

matthew

Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.

“Bro kill yourself why do you have to be such a matthew”

by Voltdefines July 20, 2020

Matthew drinkwater

A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea

Have you heard of that fortnite sweat loser?

Matthew drinkwater?

YES

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024

Matthew

The name Matthew comes from the bible. A Matthew is usually a "King" in bed and knows how to please a women without trying. He's VERY athletic and very sweet, a matthew also will usually not make friends unless he believes they will be good for him, or help him in the future with problems, matthew also is usually a guy who doesn't get to the point that well but when he does it's a shock that what he said. A Matthew is someone you should stay with forever and never leave and love unconditionally until your last breath. Matthew is amazingly perfect hands down.

Matthew is so perfect.

by Ms.Selena12345 September 14, 2018