Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson

im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was

by James shitllett November 13, 2011

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NHS '25
Snap: luke_johnson771
Owner and Founder of Ripp Racing @ripp_racing

Pp luke

by anonymous October 7, 2023

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Luke

first to leave the discord call like a punk
Ugly and smelly
Really STINKY!!! EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cats HATE HIM

Luke: If I was a woman I'd let you get me pregnant.
Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

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The Luke Method

Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early

I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.

by gratepatch October 15, 2023

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Luke is an amazing man, mostly white and tall, blue eyes like the sky and black hair like a negro.Typically a soft spoken man who can pull any hoe.

Katelyn- “Hi luke, long time no see, eyes keep getting me flustered”

Luke-“STFU”

by BranTheHandyMan November 5, 2023

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Luke Tan

Luke Tan is the best basketball partner one could get. Luke tan is the type to know what kind of plays you would want to make just by the blink of an eye. Luke Tan always tries to work with the team and knows how to help his close friends. Luke Tan is also cracked at Fortnite. If you have a Luke Tan, you should never fear of being lonely, as he would cheer you up. Luke Tan is cool and a great nigga.

Luke Tan is truly my nigga, I really appreciate him.

by TopTierShooter November 9, 2023

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