Licking a sled

A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.

Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.

by phrase_minter September 13, 2010

Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.

Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.

by bumbleflower September 20, 2024

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

by mrtallguy May 04, 2023

Licking

A number of lesbians, greater than 3 in a gathering. Similar to a murder of crows, colony of beavers, or a mob of kangaroo.

I was in line behind a licking of lesbians to see Lady GaGa.

by Rubiman05 July 19, 2024

go lick a yak

a way to say "go suck a dick" in a way where your parents or young children will understand.

"you're ugly" the mean bitch said.

"go lick a yak!' i replied.

by queenoffreaks July 02, 2014

cunt licking bitch

Someone who annoys the fuck out of someone else due to large amounts of excessive stupidity and ignorance.

Also, this can be used as a off-hand insult to a lesbian or straight woman.

Jane fucked around and found out the wrong way because she is a cunt licking bitch.

by DragonMan36 June 30, 2024

lollipop lick

When a guy cums all over his own dick and the partner licks it off.

Dude my girl loves to Lollipop lick me.

by Snix363 November 28, 2015