The Knuckles Rule

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)

Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?

by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 20, 2025

Knuckles Kearnrey

A person who is notorious for their ability to fight. Puts food on their families table and acts hard like their life depends on it. Acts like a knacker also and lives in a mansion

your a Knuckles Kearnrey man

by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020

Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016

ugandan knuckles

do u know de whey me nibba

give it to me give me da whey ugandan knuckles

by don whey February 6, 2018

Two Knuckle Shuffle

When you use your index and middle fingers knuckles (proximal interphalangeal joint) to rub a woman’s clitoris in a side to side motion.

John: So, did you and Angie have any fun last night?
Gave: yeah, she really loved it when I gave her the ole’ two knuckle shuffle

by ElevenToesJohn April 5, 2023

Ugandan knuckles

A beautiful meme

do you know da wae

You have to have ebola
Plz no ugandan knuckles

by THIS IS BOXING LITTLE MAC June 4, 2018