Jordan is typically a dumb cunt, Is the SSO and will stop at nothing to tell everyone he’s the SSO when In uniform Jordan stinks and can not wear it properly.
by Yahboi69696969 April 1, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and used to play a lot of bitches also hella sexy and everyone is scared of him
Damn nigga you can never be like jordan
by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.
Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
by my name is jordan June 17, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by BJ Bails November 23, 2021
Get the Bailey Jordanmug. A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.
Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.
by Brio Springforward July 7, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019
Get the I love my Jordanmug. Nasty smellin' bitch that needs to get her cooch washed out by a pressure washer. Synonyms slut,skank,whore,bitch,hoe,stanky
by Googoogahgahhehe November 16, 2019
Get the Jordanmug.