Jordan

A person who owns a Nintendo 3DS XL, a true Chad usually (always) accompanied by a trouser snake the size of the world serpent (25,000 miles long)
I need to find me a Jordan to enjoy
by The correct person to ask defs February 17, 2024
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He’s a big bitch and likes to suck boys named Ryan. He can be funny but really annoying. He plays hard to get but really loving. But still, he’s a big fat bitch.
by IDontKnowUrGayOk May 08, 2019
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Trash man looks like red dragon bad at math and social skills.
by manhandler bob September 24, 2021
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Jordan is a guy who is fucking not appealing to anyone! He is kinda weird but Megan is PERFECT for him because they are both pretty weird. They ALWAYS make out. It’s the cutest relationship ever and everyone ships it and they hate that. They both flirt SO much but they hate to admit that. They also fight ALL the time because Megan loves fighting and arguing with everyone saying she doesn’t.
Jordan and Megan are perfect for each other!
by #JordanAndMeganForever December 13, 2018
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Some acorn looking fag who has no friends he is also friends with a Giovanni and Nicky. He also plays Roblox and doesn’t have the courage to ask out a girl
Look at that nibba jordan over there he’s an acorn
IKR
by Jfisksbdkxkaks November 09, 2018
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- A man who loves native girls
- Will always run to God when there's relationship problems and never another woman.
- Puts others needs before his own
Man I wish there was a Jordan on every rez
by Native dictionary November 16, 2019
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A man obsessed with strait boys
He is a Jordan.
by Poopie145 August 28, 2023
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