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Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: ay you new here?

Frehsman: ya

Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids

Freshman: ya, i guess

Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.

Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?

Junior: Ya thats about right
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017
mugGet the Desmet Jizz on Itmug.
popular sentence said by chammaks to baddies to try to rizz them but usually(always) fails, this sentence is also common among the rizzlers
i got rizz i got jizz what you want?
by willmadigfit May 22, 2024
mugGet the i got rizz i got jizz what you want?mug.

Osama Jizz Laden

Wearing a suicide best while having intercourse, which is timed to blow up when you cum.
“Yo did you hear about Austin”
“Yea I heard he died doing an Osama Jizz Laden”
by HomingPigeon April 23, 2025
mugGet the Osama Jizz Ladenmug.

jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.
Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.
by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017
mugGet the jizz flanmug.

Jizz Boss

"Jizz boss (Skeet it)
Make her drink the cum sauce (Skeet it)" -Denzel Curry
by the guacamole man August 11, 2020
mugGet the Jizz Bossmug.

Jizz canon

Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room
by Barry my cockinher June 18, 2022
mugGet the Jizz canonmug.

jizz carpet

a large load in a females pubic hair from a males ejaculatory glands
i laid a new piece of jizz carpet on your mother last night.
by Nick Monico September 20, 2016
mugGet the jizz carpetmug.

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