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January 23

If you were born on this day then you are very ugly. If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend they should dump you because you have a terrible personality
friend 1: hey do you have a girlfriend

friend 2: yeah why?

friend 1: dump them they suck because they were born on January 23
by bobbyb828 November 3, 2019
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january 15th 2014

I can't find out what it is and I am getting tired of trying fuck!
My dad asked me to find out what happens on the January 15th 2014
by Iamthesmartestpersonever December 31, 2013
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Just jizz January

All of January just let it all!
Yo guys let it out it’s just jizz January
by Paigeala November 1, 2019
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january 7, 2003

january 7, 2003: the day a badass nigga was born
by Heleywkaneirk16204 August 29, 2017
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January 1, 1970

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
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January 29

January 29 is a day we’re the fattest person in the earth is born
by Vscogirl🍵🤦🏾‍♀️ October 28, 2019
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Just Jerk January

This is the time of the month where you just Jerk! Like do nothing else, but jerk!
Friend 1: "Hey! Are you free this Sunday?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No! Just Jerk January is gonna begin! So I am just jerk."
by manish_here December 19, 2018
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