Internet Awkward 

An impossible anomaly where someone comments, posts, responds, etc. with an uninteresting/odd comment. Considered impossible because conversations should only be awkward in reality, where someone can walk away. Very few people can create such odd occurrences. Those who can are usualy douche-bags.

"I saw that new movie"
"so what?"
"Wow dude, you're even internet awkward."

Internet Awkward by Mr. Man McMannyson May 11, 2010

Internet Diagnosing 

The act of searching medical websites to match real or imagined symptoms in oneself or ones friends and family. This automatically makes the searcher a medical expert and this person is usually known for their hypochondriac tendencies and uncanny abilities to drive you nuts.

Woman A: (cough) "I'm not feeling so hot."

Woman B: "Do you have shortness of breath and a fever?"

Woman A: "Mayyyybe.... I feel a little warm..."

Woman B: "Let me do some internet diagnosing on WebMD....Oh my god!! You have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! We've gotta get you to the emergency room!"

Internet Diagnosing by mel268 July 7, 2010

Internet Big Shot

Someone who, acting under the cover of internet anonymity, arrogantly and incessantly berates, argues with, or puts down others while masquerading as an expert on subject/s he or she knows nothing about.

John is such an internet big shot; despite his ignorance of medicine, he insists on internet message boards that Dr. Chu is an idiot for endorsing the utilization of palliative care measures for terminally ill patients.

Internet Big Shot by Smoking Hot Natalie June 24, 2011

Internet Cajones 

To have a high amount of courage behind a computer screen (or over the internet in general) that would otherwise not be followed up or said in person. Such occurrences can include insults and arguments in general. Not being able to follow up to threats previously made online in a real life scenario also apply. Also see: internet balls

A: You are such an idiot, I hate you.
B: Why don't you come here and say that to my face?
A: Make me.
B: Clearly you have a strong case of "Internet Cajones"

Internet Cajones by Roger_5000 October 23, 2012

Internet Explorer 

The Shittiest internet browser ever.

"Aw man! Internet Explorer froze again!"
"Why were you using internet explorer?"
"I was trying to download Google Chrome."

Internet Explorer by Bob Yong Un May 5, 2015

Internet Pedophile 

A creepy person on the internet who creeps on blockgames and sues people for copying his or her blockgame builds. Usually above the age of 18. Sometimes living at the residence of his or her parents. (Max12)

"Wow this guy is really pulling a max12 it's so creepy. What an Internet Pedophile"

Internet Pedophile by Penqu August 1, 2017

internet shooter 

A person thats think that they are something but thay aint shit

-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter

internet shooter by mhblock December 20, 2017