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Boots and cats

When a man beatboxes in a girls breasts with the rhythm of a white woman
muffled noises boots and cats...
by anonymous September 24, 2025
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Shoot on a boot

To tell someone to go and kill themselves
by Smileysamuel February 23, 2025
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Boots

noun: The UK’s one-stop-shop for beauty, health, and that sandwich you grab during lunch breaks. Also, a place you accidentally spend half your paycheck.
“Forgot my mascara and need a quick bite? I’m heading to Boots!”
by MrGreen August 18, 2023
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“Tall Boots” Argument

A “tall boots” argument is the use of the propaganda technique of Intentional Vagueness combined with “allusory correlation” to passively insinuate causation between a correlation without directly saying it. The employer of this annoying method of bullshittery, while never explicitly stating the idea itself, instead leads someone to believe they came to their own conclusions based on their insinuations by suggesting it to them, and not explaining further.

The term comes from the tall boots that nazi’s wore - or more specifically, pointing out that nazi’s wore tall boots TO someone wearing tall boots with the phrase “I’m not saying you’re a nazi, but…” while clearly insinuating a connection to someone wearing tall boots, and nazis. The argument is illogical, but this technique is effective because it leads people into trying to figure out what the argument *is* rather than examining the argument itself, no matter how stupid it is.

You will know when that annoying friend of yours is using this technique in two steps:
1. The start with the phrase “I’m not saying *insert subject of connection*, but…” before trailing off
2. You tell them that that’s stupid, which prompts only a shrug, rather than any extrapolation
Xavier: Oh dude, check out my new boots!
Jake: They look pretty tall.
Xavier: Hell yeah! Leather, too.
Jake: You know, nazis wore tall boots.
Xavier: Shut the hell up Jake, what kinda “tall boots” argument bullshit is that.
Everyone on twitter: Oh my god, Jake is right…what the hell is wrong with Xavier

(Now apply this example to a news outlet of your choice)
by CoruscationDeficit March 26, 2024
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Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.
Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.
by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025
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Boots

We’re bootsintonight
by anonymous May 28, 2022
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Hoe In Boots

Any basic slutty whore who wears Ugg boots. She usually sucks dick in the bathroom stalls.
"Yo you see that hoe in boots over there?" "Yea bro I heard she gave Tommy head in the bathroom stall."
by Funnyman37 November 2, 2016
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