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tiger woods y'all

From the fuckpuddle that was Chris Rock's cinematic career (see also: your usual Wanda Sykes appearance) in Down to Earth, the character Lance Barton played by Chris Rock proclaims his newly-bestowed wealth by shouting "Tiger Woods Y'all!" It can be used to indicate a biracial condition, being annoying as thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket on the golf course, promoting Buick automobiles, wearing red shirts on Sundays and more. Ever since his infamous car crash in November 2009, the term can now be used in relation to sexual infidelity, sexual promiscuity and sex therapy.

For expressional clarity, is often followed by quotes from the Chappelle Show's masterful treatment of the legendary Rick James in 'Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.'
After getting nowhere with the bitches at the sorority party last weekend, I decided to buy some new clothes, get a haircut and pretend like I had money. This time, I'm gonna show up, kick the door in and shout "tiger woods y'all - it's a celebration bitches!"

My roommates bet my black ass I couldn't get with this twat from South Carolina because she's racist. Once I got her back to my dorm room and ravaged her Confederate cunt, I opened the window and shouted into the quad "tiger woods y'all!"

After sinking the last putt and winning the bet, I obnoxiously yelled "tiger woods, y'all - I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time!"
by kridk March 12, 2011
mugGet the tiger woods y'allmug.

'Dirty J-Wood'

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.
by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009
mugGet the 'Dirty J-Wood'mug.

english wood

haha
poor eric
always gettin that damn english wood
dayam he's gettin english wood again
by da LLL foundurr fo shizzle November 12, 2004
mugGet the english woodmug.

buffin my wood

1.your sucking my penis
2.your riding me
RAFAEL:YOO JOHN U LOOK MADEE GAY IN THOSE SKINNIES

JOHN:RAF, STOP BUFFIN MY WOOD! YOU NOE YOU WISH YOU COULD ROCK THESE
by LOL SMiLEY =} August 29, 2009
mugGet the buffin my woodmug.

hundred acre woods

the forestry area surrounding the turd cutter, a place where pooh lives.
I would never that logger into my hundred acre woods.
by Dayvid Crook June 22, 2010
mugGet the hundred acre woodsmug.

Warren Woods Tower

Warren Woods Tower be on some bull ass shit no front.
by KingJug February 20, 2020
mugGet the Warren Woods Towermug.

morning wood lifting

Lifting morning wood with you closest friend/friends usually occurring around dawn.
Hey Ruby, I'm busy doing morning wood lifting with Alex. Talk to you later
by Lifterofyee May 27, 2016
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