The Gaming Tortoise

The person in your friend group that you always have to wait for when you're all playing games together because they are stuck on a level.

Bob: C'mon guys lets hurry this up!
Bill: *gets caught up*
Nathan: GUYS IM STUCK
Johnathan: *gets caught up* Hurry up! You're 100% The Gaming Tortoise of our friend group!

by McDonaldsOfAustralia February 5, 2023

mobile-game

mobile-game is when something is just premious times 2, and used to describe something that is very amazing and mobile-game.

"that is soooo mobile-game!"

by premious August 2, 2023

Anime Gaming

A sexual term used by twitter bots.

Anime gaming? 😘🍑🍆

by Itsyan October 7, 2022

Seal Gaming

Seal Gaming is a seal that is massively enthusiast towards Svan the seal, and sometimes can obtain the role of Am seal.

What's up Seal Gaming, are you a chonky seal, cause ur a manchikunt :D

by adidya (svan x hadi x preth) May 30, 2022

Muffin Game

This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin

Person 1: wanna play the muffin game?
Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

Game-Grumping

Playing an incredibly popular video game, often for hundreds of hours, and learning nothing whatsoever.

This can either dramatically lower your enjoyment, or raise it far higher than it should be.

"I just played Blank for the past week! It was so much fun!"
"Nice! What did you think of Story?"
"What? Oh I don't give a shit. I was just Game-Grumping."

by vertgeburger March 14, 2022

Doorknob Game

Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.

Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game

by Al Coholick January 24, 2022