Facebook tease 

a person who leaves cryptic messages in their status or on people's walls to elicit comments such as "what?" "do tell" and "are you OK?" or just to seem mysterious and inaccessible.

Facebook tease (status update) "re-thinking things ..."
Facebook tease (status update) "the devil you know or the devil you don't know?"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "let's do that thing we talked about"
Facebook tease (on a wall) "sending you a private message about what happened last night"

Facebook tease by dirty microphone January 20, 2010

Facebook Sabbatical

When a person temporarily deactivates their Facebook account because they feel as though it's taken over their life. Deactivation can also be brought on by no longer wanting to be constantly connected to newsfeeds and constant status updates because of lack of interest or little time to check site. Facebook Sabbaticals are typically for an undetermined length of time and not always announced to friends.

Hey, I tried to post something on your wall but I couldn't find you..." "Yeah, my bad, I'm taking a Facebook Sabbatical.

Facebook Sabbatical by Altruista :) June 17, 2010

Facebook Drinking Game 

This is a fun drinking game that will get you Chocolate Wasted..heres how to play
1. Post as your FB Status: if you "like" this status i will take a SHOT of Liquor or Drink 1 beer for every "like"

2. Everytime u get a "like" you take a shot or drink a beer, you will be WASTED in no time

John: if you "like" this status i will take a Shot of Liquor or Drink 1 beer for every "like"
12 "likes" = 12 shots or 12 beers or a combo of both

what is that game called?

John: Facebook Drinking Game

Facebook Drinking Game by BOHAGAN81 July 15, 2010

Facebook whirlpool 

When a Facebook addict gets stuck for hours and hours reading friend's status updates, posting pics, searching for long lost friends, sending gifts, etc., until he or she loses all perception that the outside world exists.

Kevin told me that he spent from 9:30 PM to 3:00 AM last night stuck in an absolutely deadly Facebook Whirlpool. He forgot to eat dinner, walk the dog, and completely blew off his date.

Facebook whirlpool by austinfrog February 1, 2009

Facebook Flu 

When all your friends used to be on bebo/myspace but one by one they drop and join Facebook. This is called the "Facebook Flu" or the "Facebook Fucker Flu". No longer do people go on bebo or myspace, so you resort to commenting yourself....

John: Hey, check my new bebo skin?
Peter: Are you stupid? It's all happening on Facebook!
John: Peter, you've got the Facebook Flu
Peter: Argh....!

Facebook Flu by FacebookStoleMyBeboFriends): July 30, 2009

facebook snyper 

someone who stays on facebook just to IM his/her friends once they log on and ruin their facebook experience

Facebook Snyper: Hey whats up??
Facebook Friend: ugh hey
Facebook Friend: is offline

facebook snyper by ShittyLiddy January 6, 2010

Facebook Affair 

Like a real Affair, a Facebook Affair is when someone is cheating on their boyfriend/husband or girlfriend/wife with someone on Facebook. The relationship never really becomes physical and the two people might never actually meet. The Facebook Affair ranges from them sexting eachother and having very sexual conversations like they are a couple, to flirting and giving eachother "cute" nicknames like "honey" and "boo".

This can go on for months or be a one night thing. The two people may actually know each other or be complete strangers, but either way when the person they are actually in a relationship finds out there will be hell to pay.

Jack: Hey, did you hear Bill got fired?
Mike: What? Why?
Jack: He was having a Facebook Affair with his boss's wife. She left her profile open and he saw their messages.
Mike: Damn, but she is a milf sooooo...

Jen: I feel terrible.
Kelly: What happened?
Jen: Mike and I had a fight lastnight and I got drunk and had a Facebook Affair with an Italian Underwear Model.
Kelly: Damn, but Marks a douche sooooo...

Facebook Affair by BlueHeart the illest August 16, 2011