FMTM Disease

A very rare disorder that causes the male penis to enlarge by an inch every night

I must have FMTM Disease cause every time I measure it's an inch bigger!

by Crazyguy9976 July 20, 2014

Ohju Disease

The uncontrollable need/urge to showoff/flex one's belongings.

A: I just bought a new watch, it was $60
B: Hey, I got a new watch too. It was JUST $600
B: Also, the underwear I'm wearing are like, $60 each.
B: I should get some pricier ones, these were kind of cheap.
C: Oh no, this guy has the Ohju Disease.

by Ohju1 September 25, 2019

Pepperoni's Disease

The unfortunate souls who are diagnosed with this disease are commonly referred to as captain hook.

Pp go down

Girl 1: I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time and his penis curled backwards.

Girl 2: Oh yeah, he must've had pepperoni's disease

by Captain Hook 2006 December 19, 2022

Dennisovitsch Disease

When you have to go to the Toilet for hours straight, without no one knowing where you went.

Dude he has been away for hours he might have the Dennisovitsch Disease.

by Expressed Sequence June 28, 2024

Peripheral Artery Disease

Noun (Also know as: P.A.D. ) Peripheral Artery Disease is a circulatory condition in which narrowed blood vessels reduce blood flow to the limbs.
Peripheral vascular disease is a sign of fatty deposits and calcium building up in the walls of the arteries (atherosclerosis). Risk factors include aging, diabetes, and smoking.

Wow my lower legs really ache for no reason, even when laying down. Probably because of Peripheral Artery Disease. Fuck.

by Mr. Wanna October 27, 2021

Childstein's Disease

A condition which effects nearly all humans, the suffering will have ownership of 1 or more miniature humans which drain resources and waste the time and energy of the otherwise capable. The diesease can last anywhere from 18 years and longer.

Did you see Jack's wife she is swelled up with Childstein's Disease, she should have gone to the doctor and gotten that tumor removed.

by Dr. Seymour Childstein November 26, 2012

Gay Disease

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Gay Disease, a disease affecting a few people world wide.

by World Wide Government July 20, 2023