Daniel Tosh

(adj.) A word for someone who likes to take his/her mothers dick and lather it with tuna fish before shoving it up into their asshole.

(v.) Taking his/her dick and lathering it with tune fish before shoving it into a male unicorn's asshole.

Kid 1: Hey, We about to do the Daniel Tosh. You coming?
Kid 2: Nah man, I got to hit the books.
Kid 1: Alright.
Kid 2: Can i get a check?
Waiter: Nah man. We Strait.

by Doing The Daniel Tosh. January 16, 2011

Dirty Daniel

The act of sucking yourself off.

"Jake just performed a dirty daniel!"

by log_cxl November 12, 2019

daniel taylor

A terd, crap, poop, shit. Usually a big piece of shit!

This Chinese food is cutting right through me. I need to go take a Daniel Taylor.

by Equality4all October 27, 2017

Daniel's Girlfriend

The Daniel is of Italian-Barbaric decent. This creature has demonstrated to be typically attracted to females of usually the same species whom range between 200lbs to >9000lbs of body weight. The Daniel preys on other mammals typically twice its own size in surface area and has shown to be uninterested in any female that does not match up to his mating standards.

Oh shit! The Daniel's Girlfriend is walking by, everyone brace for an earthquake!
fat bitches

by Nac.I.Xem June 17, 2009

Daniel Radcliffe

Very hot brit actor who made me swoon when he was in the bath...;), he needs better stylist...green velvet is not nor will it ever be sexy... Other than that he has been the object of many a daydream for me. He also needs to admit that he and Emma have a thing for each other...it is so obvious!

OMG...is that Daniel Radcliffe?! And is Moaning Myrtle hitting on him?!

by astrogirl January 20, 2006

Daniel Wang

A wanker who deserves no place on his planet. Fucking cunt.

Nigga you’re being such a daniel wang

by Chen Fan December 5, 2017

Danielle Cohn

She’s a 13 year old wanna be 15 with 2,000,000 boyfriends already AND ALL OF THEM ARE 18

Danielle Cohn is a dumb betch

by Thedumbbetch October 23, 2019