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crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.
Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008
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Coffee not Coffee

Courtney will vibrate off the planet if she has too much caffeine so she always orders her coffee not coffee especially while in Europe.
by Bologma September 19, 2021
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Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.
Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.
by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018
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Soviet Coffee

When someone has a rectal bleed and has diarrhea. The toilet bowl is tinted a reddish brown.
I’m so sick that I made Soviet coffee all day.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
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coffee rhino

A person who spontaneously bursts out with anger due to overconsumption of caffeine.
"May I sit between you two coffee rhinos?" asked Amanda.
by rtrac3y December 26, 2011
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critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
by bustrud March 9, 2023
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Coffee

also: coffé, live juice, the reason to live
Together with alcohol, tobacco, and sometimes cannabis, coffee is one of the legal drugs.
Other than the first tree, coffee is a drug that is mostly accepted as normal in our society even though it ist mostly even more addictive than illegal drugs.
Extremely addicted people can't stay awake or resist to take another dose, not even a single day.
Coffee is also a transitional drug for harder drugs like energy drinks or coffee shots, that can even have a harder impact on the body.
The addictive of coffee is caffeine, side effects of caffeine are sleeplessness, without caffeine the body gets sleepy and rectitude.
Ready to consume coffee is often sold in coffee bars by dealers, they are often called baristas in the scene.
It is forbidden to drink alcohol in the public, but coffee is often consumed on the way.
customer: "I need another dose of coffee ... how about a large Frappe with soy milk"
barista/dealer: "you don't have the money for it, last time you even pledget your pants for one."
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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