book smurf

a totally sexy diminutive girl who is also an intellectual. the qualities are amazing head, a delicious butt, and plump thighs. they will usually not be able to resist fact checking or winning an argument.

That book smurf sucked my soul out of my **** then looked up the nutritional benefits of cum.

by glugginton 3000 May 18, 2023

Big Book of Bullshit

aka. the "holy" Bible.

- The rainbow is the sign of God!
- As written in the Big Book of Bullshit right?

by H4ppyF4ce August 4, 2021

burnt book

Old fart
Refering to a downer
Party pooper

"What a burnt book"
"Johns being such a burnt book"

by Master of the urban April 12, 2016

Consult my books

That's what you say instead of saying that you need to google something.

To give you the answer, I'll need to consult my books

by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019

hoe book

The book, or manga usually, in front of other copies of the same book that is used to skim over or read through its contents. Often being overly bent or worn due to its use and the last one to be sold in favor of mint condition copies.

Damn it dude, I should've gotten here earlier, the last copy of this manga is the hoe book.

by username9876 February 19, 2024

RAP BOOK

What Gal Gadots x really thinks he know but he don't even know what a dog ass nigga PUBG is and he literally the only a PUPG of Israel.

RAP BOOK just don't know marketing.

by EddieBrock5 September 8, 2023

Book

A book is something you read.

Boy 1- What is that?
Boy 2- It is a book.

by GoofyGirlSisi January 14, 2020