my bf august

he has the biggest dick in america.when this man fucks peope it takes 9 hours fr them to be able to walk again.i love this man sos soso much and i will never let him go

"yo did you see my bf august.he def pulls bitches"

by its luci July 19, 2022

Breana August

Breana August is a girl with fattest juiciest pussy that belongs to Reena Kaifa only. Her farts smell like a dead rotting fish but it’s okay. If you ever see one RUN cus she does bite.

“Hey did you see that girl Breana August at the mall today?”
“I saw her and booked it I wasn’t tryna get bit and she smelt like the ocean.”

by Fatpussylips June 25, 2021

August 13

If you’re born on this day it is required that you be sent a titty/booty pic by whoever you show this definition to

Person born on August 13:Hey it’s August 13 , my birthday
Other person: Ok bet *new attachment*

by Joker13822 June 26, 2024

Alternative August

The time when Kellyanne Conway left the White House to focus on her children and not the daycare centre where she was employed to give Alternative Facts.

In a statement, Mrs Conway, 53, said she was stepping down at the end of Alternative August to focus on her children, giving them "less drama, more mama".

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

August 24

August 24 is a day known as “Kobe day” It is a day in which everybody takes off of school(if you have it) and everybody shows respect for the legend and pays their respects by wearing all Kobe/Laker apparel and playing basketball with your friends.

Hey can we go paint balling tomorrow? Nah, August 24 is Kobe day dude

by Kobe Kid January 27, 2020

August 24th

Day 2 of National Kobe Days. This is the month both of Kobe’s number make 8/24. For the mentality

What’s August 24th
The day Kobe’s numbers make

by Nate Workman January 27, 2020

August 1st

The day of betrayal.
Not gonna miss ya moon and tubby.

We will Never FORGET August 1st

by Karmussyy August 3, 2022