Skip to main content

chinese eyes

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted
"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.
by demoncan December 20, 2024
mugGet the chinese eyesmug.

chinese teacher

Chinese Teacher is a game played by a large group (this game gets kinky so make sure there arent any kids around). The first person whispers a question to the player on their right, the person then answers the question by saying another players name. The players whos name was called would then put up a finger. This continues all the way around the circle. Once everyone has asked a question and answered one, everyone reveals their question and refreshes the group on who they picked. This game can be played for many rounds and can be a dirty or clean as one would want.
Player 1: *whispering to player to the right* "who do you think would be the first to become a stripper?"
Player 2: *out loud* "Tina put up a finger
*(Continues around circle)*
After that...
Player 1: *to group* "my question was who do you think would be the first to become a stripper? And (player2) said Tina."
*(Also continues around circle with everyones questions and answers)*
"Lets play chinese teacher everyone!!!!"
by Tootiefrootie679 September 6, 2016
mugGet the chinese teachermug.

chinese labrador

Chinese labradors are small.
by jerry dow April 16, 2019
mugGet the chinese labradormug.

Chinese finger trap

When a man puts his finger on the tip of a man with foreskin and rolls the foreskin onto his finger.
Hey man me and John are gonna do a Chinese finger trap later today.”
by Xananajen April 26, 2022
mugGet the Chinese finger trapmug.

Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.
There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.
by nxtdoorbuddy May 12, 2018
mugGet the Chinese Fleamug.

Chinese finger trap

When two men touch the heads of there penis while a third man jerks them off simultaneously
Jim and john touched dick tips while bobs jerked them off while looking like a chinese finger trap
by Dmart891 June 23, 2018
mugGet the Chinese finger trapmug.

Chinese tea

How ‘bout you pull that out and we share a cup of Chinese tea?
by Theoren1 September 29, 2023
mugGet the Chinese teamug.

Share this definition