Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.
To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament
by anonymous May 8, 2021
Get the Alabama hood Ornamentmug. A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.
She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.
by AmishRakeFighter November 27, 2024
Get the Arkansas Hooded Mergansermug. by Bugera July 2, 2015
Get the hood scratchmug. A fake name who in real life is a jerk and has no friends and no life and a hairline from a fast food chain
by TNT BOOMBER 7877 December 29, 2018
Get the Adam man in the hoodmug. by Daren williams November 4, 2020
Get the Dike-hoodmug. Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.
by Ring pirate June 13, 2018
Get the The Hooded Pork Swordmug. Professional fighters fighting, does not need to be in the hood. They get payed very well. Not to be confused with boxing, not martial arts
Guy 1 - “Hey want to go watch Hood Fight with me”
Guy 2 - “Isn’t Hood Fight just like the UFC?”
Guy 1 - “Yes, the UFC is hood fight”
Guy 2 - “Isn’t Hood Fight just like the UFC?”
Guy 1 - “Yes, the UFC is hood fight”
by CM911 December 10, 2022
Get the Hood Fightmug.