Kiwi-man

A creature born in Mount Fruticus and is seen as a symbol for saving humanity. They operate down under (but aren"/ very good) as well as New Zealand and Australia. As little kiwites they are a little fuzzy. Extremely flat-earthed (even though they are round) and have a general tendancy to become...furry. That's furry and not A furry. Big difference that not many understand :(.

Emperor Zuchinii: you have come far, kiwi man, but I must reject you your powers.

Kiwi-man: what? Why?

Emperor Zuchinii: You have become a furry .

Kiwi-man (as he is being dragged away by cucumber guards): NO NOOO I CAN EXPLAIN. NOOOOOO

(A door slams, lights fade out, in the distance a crow squaks)

by Ma9'rooba69 June 11, 2018

Goomba Man

Absolute fucking legend and will never be forgotten.

I GOT GOOMBA MAN TREE FROG CARD LETS GOOOO!!!

by Abdul Kruz January 10, 2022

lucas man

he knows where you live

oh god is that lucas man oh no he knows where i live oh fuck oh no

by sockpoo January 21, 2021

samantha the chicken man

A nickname for someone called sam who does karate.

Have you heard that archie calls dan Samantha the chicken man now haha

by Ell Moss Inspires Me November 28, 2017

diagonalo man

A non straigh super human, dressed in the colors of the rainbow. Would gladly take a shot of tobacco induced semen in exchange for $168.000.00.

Is that a plane? Is that a bird? no, I think that's diagonalo man.

by cappy retardino November 25, 2016

Funny Man

Someone who makes yet another definition to make fun of a presidential candidate or their supporters.

Wow! AssEater24 sure is a Funny Man!

by The Least Preferable Male Body January 12, 2021

mans

the 3rd best character EYE EMM OOH

Mans easily solos every verse pretty much

by fortnite jake April 12, 2021