Road man Mark

You’d normally find mark down in the ENDZ as he says in his chavvy language

That road man Mark is ard don’t mess with him

by Road man mark April 2, 2020

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain isn't immediate, giving them a delay in which they can enact their revenge before going into pain shock.

Kyle punched my nuts, but I was a dead man walking.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

burrito man

a fucking fat person who is like a burrito

Bryan: OI, did you see the teacher?
Nicholas: Yeah, he's a burrito man
Bryan: Damn right!

by Nzxke November 11, 2019

Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer

Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.

by Steamtronic January 30, 2014

cookie man pop

the cookie man is the god u shall green eat dirt as much as u can without being an orange hoop

omg! is that A COOKIE MAN POP?!?!?!

by Mizuki DA MEANING December 11, 2019

my man

A sexy phrase, once used by the sex god maid Mammon in Leviathan's audio drama. So sexy that the population of Mammorons started shitting and peeing hard. Sex. Did I mention it's a sexy phrase? Sex.

Eden: My man!

Mila: My man.
Moo: my :) man :)
Venus: cumming and moaning MY FUCKING MAN BIG DICK BALLS THE SIZE OF GLOBE

by venus707 October 24, 2020

One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.

One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it

by sarflondoner December 27, 2010