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Drawstring man

by Drawman December 18, 2022
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A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
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man oyster

by MarkoPolo April 11, 2017
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Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going
Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023
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Tango man

Tango man is a small term used to show if someone is a "TANGO" and a tango is someone who heavily drinks and can down one in a few seconds.
Omfg this guy (idk lets call him kian) kian has just downed a steongbiw he must be a tango man
by The_definition_master March 9, 2020
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Man

He's man
by nikhlesh July 9, 2022
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man control

A fictional version of Birth Control a man can take to make his sperm inactive for the day.
Joe-Dude I gotta go to the store for some condoms
James-why don't you just pop some MAN CONTROL?
by 2savge4u October 12, 2017
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