Chris Brown yo ass

To beat the ever living shit out of a special lady pal.

"Im gonna chris brown yo ass!!"
*chris browns her ass*
"Told ya bitch"

by dirtymikeandthegangyeehaw March 19, 2016

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

weapon of ass destruction

alt. Chung Uk
an object that will mutilate an ass via multiple passes with a 'pulverize' function, usually with a phallic object

fuck that chilli felt like a chung-uk

by Wan King Way September 5, 2003

Bum ass niggas

Prettymuch aka a band created by Simon Cowell who stays paying me dust and aren’t shit for it.

Wow I went to a prettymuch concert. I love them bum ass niggas

by Zion’sbde August 2, 2019

can of whoop ass

A can of very strong beer.

Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!

by Mark H July 10, 2004

Blue Tick Ass Wiper

Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.

Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why

by Moimoi667 May 25, 2015

fat ass mutha fucka

Kieth Shultz a.k.a.....

fat ass
lard ass
whale
hippo
ass bite
emo bastard
mother fucker
go lick my balls you fat piece of shit.

"Hey guys u wanna go do some hardcore skateboarding, eat a whole chinese buffett, have a bicycle party, and go slit our wrists?"

"No you stupid piece of dog shit go kill yourself and make everyone happy, oh yeah you cant hotbox your bike u stupid waste of space and a life. BITCH!!"

by Kieth Sucks Big Floppy Donkey Dick July 6, 2004