can of whoop ass

A can of very strong beer.

Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!

by Mark H July 10, 2004

Blue Tick Ass Wiper

Someone that calls another person a "Blue Tick Wanker" because they are not as popular and successful like the one with the official account and cannot come up with a good punchline or comeback.

Boy: BLUE TICK WANKER!!
Girl 1: Why is he mad?
Girl 2: He is a Blue Tick Ass Wiper that is why

by Moimoi667 May 25, 2015

fat ass mutha fucka

Kieth Shultz a.k.a.....

fat ass
lard ass
whale
hippo
ass bite
emo bastard
mother fucker
go lick my balls you fat piece of shit.

"Hey guys u wanna go do some hardcore skateboarding, eat a whole chinese buffett, have a bicycle party, and go slit our wrists?"

"No you stupid piece of dog shit go kill yourself and make everyone happy, oh yeah you cant hotbox your bike u stupid waste of space and a life. BITCH!!"

by Kieth Sucks Big Floppy Donkey Dick July 6, 2004

Fact check your ass

To use Google to go through all the B.S. that people are saying.

Hey, the headline on the news is "Bat Boy Lives!". You really should fact check your ass!

by ididntknowthat November 16, 2007

making out with a dog's ass

just another accepted form of marriage in San Francisco

what a disgusting fucked up place California is...

by ewww August 12, 2004

ass ramming penis pumper

1) One who would forcefully insert his penis into another person's body while masturbating.

2) a very funny insult.

3) very gay.

"Dude, that guy was an ass ramming penis pumper."

by mike seguin May 21, 2006

Butt Booty Ass Naked

where a person(s) gets naked and friends feel the need to state the obvious.

SARAH: HAHA! look @ Bob, he's BUTT BOOTY ASS NAKED!

JANE: It must be cold too, cuz he's small.

by the_awesome_one February 17, 2007