National Shut Up Heath Day

The day in which everyone called Heath loses the right to speak and everyone is permitted to tell them "Shut Up Heath" no matter the circumstance

"Guys please help me I'm bleeding internally"
"Shut Up Heath!!! It's National Shut Up Heath Day!!!"

by Borchag November 18, 2021

Give your dreams up and die

The best inspirational speech ever, given by Levi to Erwin, who followed to do exactly that

Levi: Give your dreams up and die
Erwin: Yes!!
Beast titan: Yeet!
Erwin: *_*

by kuroken February 26, 2021

A bad penny always turns up

Our mistakes return to haunt us; also, nasty people have a way of reappearing.

He was embarrassed because A bad penny always turns up to him

by Dictontony May 13, 2022

opening up a can of whoop ass

To unleash fury and anger, in the form of whooping ass

When Tom found out his friend Bill was nailing his girl, he solved the issue by opening up a can of whoop ass on Bill.

by EatingTacosRightNow April 13, 2016

saw half way up the ass...

a situation which you can not deal with, (cannot remove or shove in the saw 'coz either ways your ass is torn) or leave it as it is...
a situation in which no matter what you do you are fucked...
do and die, don't do and still die situation...

tony: hey, how is jimmy's relationship thingy goin on?
sam: dont ask! looks like jimmy's got the saw half way up the ass...

by chantyruby November 8, 2010

Search this up I dare you

Did you really think that urban dictionary of all things could tell you what to do when you're bored?

Did somebody tell you to "Search THIS up I dare you?" F**k you for thinking this would work.

by CoffeeHype March 25, 2023

National Shut the Fuck Up Day

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.

Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021