Okay, I’ve fixed my broken life, gone clean from addiction, fixed my self esteem, have a hot girlfriend, and am living independently.
I now pronounce to myself that “I am a good man.”
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
And this good man can’t wait to get a good fuck in on his good girlfriend.
by Bad C dev February 22, 2023
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Get the I Am Lazy , Not Redundant mug.What you say to a fellow human to humorously express your gratitude for his favoring you in some way. Usually said regarding a fairly-minor assistance-extending, where exceptionally "proper 'n' dignified" thanks would not usually be expected; it can also be used to lighten da mood if da circumstances surrounding da other person's helping you had been somewhat trying, tedious, exhausting, etc.
Cool dude, #1: Sorry to interrupt ya, Bud, but before you re-mount my tire, could you possibly install a longer valve-stem for my rim, so dat I could more-easily add air when necessary?
Cool dude #2, who's operating da tire-mounting machine: Sure thing, Chief! I get 'em in bulk, too, so I'll only charge ya an extra two-fifty for it.
Cool dude #1: Thanks so much, Man --- I prish-ee-yate it super-greatly!
Cool dude #2, who's operating da tire-mounting machine: Sure thing, Chief! I get 'em in bulk, too, so I'll only charge ya an extra two-fifty for it.
Cool dude #1: Thanks so much, Man --- I prish-ee-yate it super-greatly!
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