bum you out

Conduct a satanic ritual killing everyone someone knows for the money and replacing them with clones, cleaning out their bank accounts as magick slowly acclimates you into becoming a homeless person for the rest of your life with no family or friends. You start to lose your sanity and experience jolts of supernatural torture throughout your body as your appearance starts to change. It’s kept hidden. High ranking people in Hollywood and rock n roll know about it, those who are adorned with moon and star symbolism and owls to know about it too. Big secret. They might talk about keeping their side of the street clean, or cleaning out their closet.

Hey man. Keep doing this shit around people and you’ll wind up homeless. That would bum you out right?

by Joel273 June 7, 2023

I pick you by the nekvellen

This sentence is used when you are mad.

Get out or i pick you by the nekvellen

by Dutchie1997 April 9, 2020

The number 1 skill you need to succeed

Sam Altman says it's not intelligence.

Hym "And he's right! The number 1 skill you need to succeed is the ability to rape your sister and get away with it! It's the ultimate skill! The no. 2 skill is the ability to steal from geniuses and the no. 3 skill is the ability to get people to lie or keep secrets for you! See, I know all the skills."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

you have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people

What say you in your defense?

Guard: You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021

How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

what can you do if you get scammed

Here are a list of things to do if you get scammed:
tell ur grandma, if she's not dead
tell ur pet rock
dlet ur acount
kill ze sca,,er
die

Friend 1: Bro, what can you do if you get scammed?

Friend 2: tell ur grandma, if she's not dead

Friend 1: dead, next

Friend 2: tell ur pet rock

Friend 1: oh thanks mate!

by DaRealKey November 13, 2019