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Mayonnaise Man

A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.

They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.

Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
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man

In Colombia, sometimes to say "guy" we say "man" like in English, its basically a foreignism
Mire a ese man (look at that guy)
by KxOsPro223 August 3, 2025
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27th rabbit man

a man, specifically in the 22nd century, who is 27 years of age and has abnormally large ears (like a rabbit)

seen as a compliment
man: 'ah yes, how old are your ears?'

man 2: 'ah yes, 27 years young.'

man: 'ah yes, you must be one of them 27th rabbit man people'
by know it all paul August 5, 2025
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man of culture

pedo slang for someone who watches hentai
person: I'm currently watching high school dxd
other person: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
by Greeniceking August 11, 2025
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Man of Culture

pedo slang for someone who watches hentai
person: I'm currently watching high school dxd
other person: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
by Greeniceking August 11, 2025
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Tic Tac Man

A guy with a tiny chode; one who carries a small squat penis; slang - Marvin's D.
I saw him in the locker room, he's a real Tic Tac Man.
by Dragon Mike Hawk August 14, 2025
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Ancient unicorn man

A gay man who is over the age of 50 and is into campy or stereotypically "feminine" things like dressing up or make-up. keep in mind that this word shall not be used as a slur or part of hate speech, instead used as an identity term like "bear" or "Twink"
Person 1: my grandpa was actually nominated the oldest ancient unicorn man of the year!
Person 2: neat!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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