i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Fuck you chill

Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.

Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.

“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”

“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”

“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”

by Necrot510 September 28, 2019

You

Come will the day…
Together we will walk…
Hand in hand…
All the words we will finally speak…

The eyes we will see…
The warmth we will feel…
The hugs and kisses I will steal…

I sit in an excitement…
For this moment…
Something so simple…
As a walk in park…
With YOU!!!!

A smile I do…
As I imagine …
Looking up to you…
And saying…

I love you ….
Always!!!!

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 13, 2023

You get at me

When a man and a woman are talking and he irritates her to the point of anger

"Get the fuck on, you get at me"

by Thatbitchdnd October 12, 2020

Thank you, five!

A phrase theatre kids will often use to confirm with the person speaking they have heard what has been said.

“Okay everyone, we’ll take a five minute break and back to rehearsal.”
“Thank you, five!”

by cecelius September 8, 2025

You can’t do tape

Can be used two ways,

1. Meaning someone isn’t photogenic or looks gross/bad in a photo
2. When someone is acting really dumb without knowing they are

1: “hey look at this pic I jus posted”
“Eww”
“What??!”
“You really can’t do tape”
2: your friend is acting stupid, like they forgot how to human

“Rachel!!, fuck! You can’t do tape!”

by You can’t do tape May 29, 2019