spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

old man in front of walmart

this random add that keeps poping up

old man in front of walmart, why, why would you do that

by yur 6th grade friend February 9, 2019

The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023

My man

a patronizing form of address to a man.

"come off it, my man, who d'you think you're talking to?"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

Danyo Man

A freak mutation between Dan Man and Seanyo San.

The two arose from the toxic waste facility, not as separate parties, but as one being; as...as... DANYO MAN!

by Danny Peterson January 22, 2004

Booster juice man

The booster juice man is a booster juice cup but if you take a sip he will appear and take your bibaja

Oh no it’s the booster juice man help!!!

by Alligator_king23 April 22, 2022

HD THE MAN!

A guy who gets it.

A guy THAT just don't like bullshit

A man who has kept his morals or got them back!
A man that has had enough

Wow I can't believe he figured it out
He just will not take that shit at all!!
Yeah he has been about showing good form to all he meets
THAT wasn't it he just could not take it. No more he had had enough didn't he !HD THE MAN!

by H.D. the man! July 14, 2023