troll thumbs

A person who's thumbs are wider than long, which is weird.

Kristen, wth, you have .. OMG TROLL THUMBS

by redman&kronic January 25, 2009

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 11, 2022

thumb splint

Use of a thumb as an addition to or substitution for a penis gone flaccid due to whiskey dick.

I was so hammered last night I couldn’t get hard, but I used a thumb splint and faked the ending.

by btothef October 03, 2021

thumb-twiddlers

You know who I'm talking about — cana-duh-ans (save a few provinces). They'd have everyone believe & most insultingly, themselves (so good they are at self-convincing), that they're this moral, upstanding people that does everything justfully at a cost of being too polite & quaint to achieve anything.

The former, they are NOT.

Gee, look at these thumb-twiddlers. You can tell they're satisfied with what they have & yet still think they're better than everybody else.

by mrdabbleswithpotion December 19, 2021

Thumb looking for a ring finger

Someone who is looking for a partner that's out of their league.

Derrick will never find someone, he is a thumb looking for a ring finger.

by SaintBubblegum June 09, 2018

Thumb eater

Someone who has a weird obsession with eating things that a not food such as thumb and other stuff of that matter

Friend: ew why is your brother trying to eat that cup?

Friend 2: I don’t know he’s such a thumb eater

by Yeety yacht January 01, 2021

Thumb Fuck

To be constantly on your phone texting or messaging non-stop.

Classmate: "Has anyone talked to her about the break up?"
Me: "Na. She's been thumb fucking her phone all day and won't talk to anyone."

by MaddHatter April 02, 2016