The belief in which you don’t believe in god because believing in god stops you from believing in yourself. Matthewism is named after Matthew Sidell, the philosopher behind the religion.
Matthew: why the fuck would you believe in god?!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
Me: because good things must come from somewhere...?
Matthew: fuck you! Only you can make good stuff happen to yourself!
Me: now that’s a philosophy I can stand by!
Matthew: I’ll call it... matthewism!
by ThatBitchOnYoCeiling:TakeALook June 02, 2019
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This is when you're getting beat up really bad in the Matthew stops while you're on the ground and Spins you by your feet and hit you in the face as you spend by him over and over again moving your hands away from your face punch punch punch
Man I can't believe he spun like a top . Such a puss ... He so got The "Rowdy round"by Matthew...! Well shoot, thats what happens when you mess with a Matthew...!!
by Jack's tiny Sparrow January 28, 2019
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