Matthew Colpus

A literal God

"Did you beat the final level?"
"Of course, I'm a Matthew Colpus"

by GooseWrangler May 5, 2018

matthew bell

A really really really fat fat man who lives in Felling Gateshead and very British

He is so matthew bell!

by GameSquash43299 December 30, 2023

Matthew, a friends opinion

usually Matthews are tall and cringe. his best friend is probably his female cousin. he gives all his money friends though and writes essays to people on their birthdays. when you meet a Matthew you will be unsure whether he is gay or not.

omg look. its matthew lets look up Matthew, a friends opinion on the urban dictionary

by Vladimir Gluten September 1, 2021

Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.

I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..

by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021

Matthew

The coolest, sexiest, hottest person you'll ever meet. His abs and body are absolutely beautiful, and he is always really nice. Basically the perfect person. His dick is also very long and thick.

Wow, you are almost as good as Matthew!

by BigCrispyBoi April 23, 2019

Matthew Roberto

He is a complete ass hole who only cares about himself. He is EXTREMELY CHEAP. He always complains about everything. He likes things to go his way. He charges $8 for a car ride not too far away. Everything has to be precise and on a strict time schedule. But he's an okay dude.

Matthew Roberto eats balls.

by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a person who is probably a racist and might send gore but he is a douche bag in all

Friend 1: Hey Matthew where you been

Matthew: Up your moms ass

by heckler12 March 19, 2025