Witches French Kiss

When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.

Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss

by Poot_er May 15, 2016

French Military defeats

an every day way of life for the french

we lost again.... no we surrendered again...o...damn

by peter May 13, 2005

french part of compton

a fictional place created in franklin hatchett's mind, where ghetto ass french motha fuckas live in peace with nuukas

"ay, you from dat french part of compton?"

by greenlandnuuka May 21, 2007

Reverse French kiss

A reverse French kiss is when you have your tongue so far up a girl's ass, she can feel it in the back of her throat.

Holy shit look at that ass. I'd reverse French kiss that.

by Rockstar84 July 8, 2014

french fried faggot

One who is a real flaming faggot.

"What are you staring at you french fried faggot?!"

by lDavel January 21, 2008

French National Anthem

Taps, the traditional military ditty sung before sundown or at funerals.

As the train entered France, the French National Anthem was heard playing over the radio.

by uncrules123 October 26, 2006

Wisconsin French Fry

A Wisconsin French Fry is the act of loading one's cock into a potato gun and consentually firing it into one's partner's anus.

I am going to Wisconsin French Fry you until your face looks like a Happy Meal.

by Bryan Wisconsin December 9, 2009