A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021
Get the Poetry Slammug. Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clam Slam is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clam Slam! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
Get the Clam Slammug. My boy Money finally got a Maui slam yesterday. He caught an Ono in the morning, smacked an Axis deer in the afternoon, and wrapped it up with some split tail that night. What a lucky bastard.
by Buster South Africa August 22, 2022
Get the Maui Slammug. by RudeDude731 August 25, 2025
Get the SON GOKU SLAMS YOUR FAV VERSEmug. A slampiece in a remote destination, that one travels to to hook up with, or hooks up with every time he or she is visiting that location
"Kari has a destination slam in every state in Brazil. She stays with one of them every year during Carnaval"
"I'm Chris's NYC destination slam"
"I'm Chris's NYC destination slam"
by Smart Laxer October 3, 2017
Get the Destination Slammug. by Savanah.dell December 20, 2019
Get the Gram Slammug. A back room at home, a friends place down the street, a relative's attic, any place for a planned sexual expirience. Different from a bathroom blowjob or dumpster quickie in that a slam venue is used for sex after more formal encounter, like a date, or after "watching" a movie. Mostly applies to people who live with parents, or others who don't approve of casual sexual expiriences and can't do it at their place of residence.
1: So what did you and her do after the movies?
2: We went back to my grandams place and did it in the basement, it's the perfect slam venue when my family is around my place.
2: We went back to my grandams place and did it in the basement, it's the perfect slam venue when my family is around my place.
by 808state4lyfe July 11, 2012
Get the slam venuemug.