An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.
She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.
by Rmistiff July 10, 2019
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 12, 2019
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 12, 2019
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
by Jaytime October 12, 2019
Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.
Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.
The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip
Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.
The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip
- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.
I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.
This was such a hammer-licking play by you!
This is not good, it licks hammers big time.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.
I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.
This was such a hammer-licking play by you!
This is not good, it licks hammers big time.
by RiuDenise December 28, 2013
This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""
by TheOne390 December 12, 2023