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Dutch Bros. Kid

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.
Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.
by ThatChev September 22, 2019
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Dutch Dirt Devil

Putting two fingers in your nose (one per hole) while giving a blowjow, thus grasping for breath while breathing in.
Man 1: "What's wrong with Vicky? She just came back from the toilet looking blue like a smurf!"
Man 2: "My bad! I just layed a Dutch Dirt Devil on her."
Man 1: "Bet the toilet room floor looks clean as hell!"
by MacHout June 16, 2014
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Dutch pole vault

Inserting a tube anally to relieve flatulence
I haven’t farted for a week so I scheduled a Dutch pole vault.
by Jerdie September 23, 2020
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Dutch Drive Inn

When you attach the Dilldo to your chin so you can eat her out and slam the her ass at the same time.
She wanted more aggressive foreplay but was surprised with the Dutch Drive Inn. FILLING the dong whole and the wrong whole at once.

Put an expression of shock and delight on her face.
by Kurt guy from Oregon May 27, 2022
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Dutch Rat Trap

Shoving a gerbil or rat (or any other small rodent) inside of one's anus.
Austin had to go to the hospital because he did a Dutch Rat Trap last night.
by Poonslayer200016 October 30, 2015
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Double Dutch Nut

When you suck the ganache out of a chocolate truffle, refill it with your nut, and feed it to your lover.
We split a bag of Lindor truffles and I gave her a double dutch nut, sweet and salty.
by Phukkus August 7, 2021
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