Simp

A man who is constantly sad and is super nice and super sweet but gets nothing in return. Very sad man

You are a simp my guy

by 🦁🦁🦁🐏🐏🐏 March 20, 2020

No Simp September

No Simp September or NSS is a month where you don't simp for the whole month.........

i rather make it Simp September.. one day, Jungkook

there is no example. you just don't simp for the whole month.... don't mind me, i'm just gonna simp over Jungkook
Why does No Simp September exist...

by n x f e l i b a t a September 8, 2020

King Simp

Michael M a.k.a Skinny P

That guy Michael M over there has never been with a girl, what a King Simp

by Butterscotch_Lover March 15, 2020

alpha simp

The king of simps. Unlike a beta simp, an alpha simp has a girlfriend and cherishes her.

Dude tried to call me a simp, so I said "Yeah, but at least I'm an alpha simp".

by Tipoe April 1, 2020

big simp

big simp, changing yourself for things such as objects, woman or men.

big simp, when single is a free man and is kitchen bound but when finds a lady becomes the biggest bitch and changes around that woman and he shall treat her like he’ll never find another woman ever which is partly true.

e.g a male changing ANYTHING for a girl he “loves”

by bij callum June 22, 2020

Simp Nigga

Nigga who tells his girl about the boys gc

This simp nigga be trifflin ona g

by Drew Reindl November 20, 2020

UWUdozer simps

A simp for UWUdozer.
UWUdozer simps are the most frightening and despicable kind of simps.
Usually simps are merely annoying to the person they simp for, however, simps of UWUdozer
take to the internet to post incessant fan-art and mentions of UWUdozer.

UWUdozer simping is most commonly found i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶e̶p̶t̶h̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ on GameJolt, and is often sited as the main reason why somebody leaves the platform.

No matter what, under any circumstances, do not simp for UWUdozer.
Our future depends on it.

UWUdozer simps are a nuisance.
I am afraid of UWUdozer simps.
Do not be an UWUdozer simp.

by not LUKELCS October 22, 2020