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Lisa left the paper towel

When a hard working individual distracts another hard working individual with a mofo paper towel...
"Lisa left the paper towel!"

Information was written, but they couldn't write their information fast enough because Lisa left the g-d d-mn paper towel!
by Handy ManWell February 5, 2021
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Soggy paper

by YerDaCannyCount April 10, 2021
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Paper Pilferer

Someone who steals paper at every opportunity, takes the stacks home for hoarding, yoinks any and all they see once spotted.
A bad, bad person.
A scallywag.
Limelia: Oh God please Cheyenne, don't take the paper! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cheyenne: *yoinks paper*
Cheyenne: *Is a paper pilferer* :D
by i_only_suck_fat_dick June 26, 2019
mugGet the Paper Pilferermug.

Paper

A fine ass thick ass bitch.. she has a very big heart but she doesn't fuck wit many you're lucky if she lets you in her circle.. Paper will fuck you up and she will take that shit all the way there if you push her there Paper is on her shit and is on all yall hoes necks
Get you a paper or Be like Paper
by Topshotta T April 11, 2020
mugGet the Papermug.

it's just paper.

A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.
Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"

Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024
mugGet the it's just paper.mug.

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.
Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.
by An egg's brain March 21, 2020
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