A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
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Get the My dog named Steve mug.Quite the opposite of a Stan.. a Steve is someone known to be surrounded by chaos. So much so that they are accident / fire prone and do so quite often for fun. A Steve has the power to make a grown man cry.. .. .. .. cry because they are laughing so hard at the actual Steve's pain.
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Get the Steve mug.Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????
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University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?
Um athletes: of fuck no!
1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)
#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?
(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF
(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired
#3
(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you
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Get the Steve wilks yet again updated mug.A sexual act between two people one whom acts as Steve Irwin and shouts phrases such as “Crickey, It’s off the richter” and “Have a go at this beauty”, the other acts as a wild person that the Steve impersonator has to capture this can be achieved through physical force or the use of ropes. The game ends when either Steve or the wild person successfully inserts a finger in the anus of the other the one who has a finger in the anus shouts “Crikey”.
Boyfriend: (Attempting to capture girlfriend whilst acting as Steve Irwin) “Woooo, we got a wild one here, just hold still not gunna hurt ya”.
Girlfriend: (Successfully inserts finger into anus of Boyfriend) “You forgot I am the master at this game”
Boyfriend: “Ohhh awww….. Crikey!”
Girlfriend: “I win the Steve Irwining game again.”
Girlfriend: (Successfully inserts finger into anus of Boyfriend) “You forgot I am the master at this game”
Boyfriend: “Ohhh awww….. Crikey!”
Girlfriend: “I win the Steve Irwining game again.”
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