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Hey Google define daddy

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.
Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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Google

A machine for answers. Best search engine in the world. A lot of people use it to cheat on tests. They don't get away with it, most of the time. Don't cheat kids.
If you're not google, stop acting like you know everything.
by JustinTheBeiver September 22, 2017
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bum google

It is like a pocket dial but instead you end up online surfing without knowing it
by DJ Jungle Jen June 18, 2014
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Teenage google maps reviewer

A stupid 15 year old who uses google maps as a joke and writes fake and stupid reviews on google maps because he thinks he is being funny yet still gets many upvotes for his reviews because everyone else on the site finds his dumb sense of humor funny. Is usually a high level local guide with hundreds of reviews.
Bro this one guy on google maps has written 300 reviews and all of them are just fucking with people and have no actual substance, he gave the liberty bell 1 star because it was broken, he is such a teenage google maps reviewer.
by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023
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Google

I was dreaming of forests of Canada, sweets, but they were a Google that they were there! Huh, next I relieved.
by man!? February 19, 2018
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I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.

I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”.
I shouldn't have googled “Drifting Virtuoso”, I googled it for who knows why and ended up with really disturbing Richard Wellington pictures, now I can't take off my mind the sole image of those google search results. I want to dive myself in bleach with my eyes wide open so I can never see those again. This would’ve been a great day to go blind, fuck google images. I want to die.
by The SQUIP April 5, 2022
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google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement
“hey you’re kinda gay
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage
by 1:11AM July 2, 2019
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