You and the captain, make it happen 

1. Originally the slogan of the children's cereal Captain Crunch, wherein the hungry kid is taken aboard the Captain's ship and receives Captain Crunch; thus the kid is no longer hungry.

2. Referring to a night of drinking Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum .
-Infers you got(or will get) some action as a result of drinking Captain.

Kids - "Captain Crunch!"
Captain Crunch - "You and the captain, make it happen."

"Bro, I hooked up with this hot ass girl last night."
"Hey, you and the captain, make it happen."

You and the captain, make it happen by Jack Daniels Northrup April 23, 2006

Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! 

What you say when someone tells a really lame, boring story that had no point. After the person finishes, say it, usually in a chant, sometimes accompanied with clapping with each word

Joe: OMG, yesterday, I went to Starbucks and I got a mocha frap, and then there were no seats! So I had to stand around waiting until someone got up, and then I sat in their seat and i took out my laptop and I played freecell.
Tina: Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! (clap, clap, clap)

Great story, tell it again, tell it at a party and make some friends! by I. M. Cold March 3, 2010

Does this make my butt look big 

Trap

She put on her new skirt and asked me, "Does this make my butt look big?" I didn't say anything.

Well-played.

Does this make my butt look big by mavizz December 15, 2011

how many beans make five 

An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.

"He's a clever bloke, he knows how many beans make five"

how many beans make five by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003

i make this look good

I am extremely competant at performing this task or leisure activity and looking relxaed whilst doing it.

Driving with my feet, I make this shit look good!

i make this look good by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

dolla dolla make you holla 

1. What the pimp says to their hoe.
2. Anytime a friend gives you money, especially a dollar bill, it's appropriate to be said.
3. Should be yelled at the top of your lungs while on the middle of the dance floor, if and when someone places a dollar in your pants/panties.
4. When in need of money just yell "dolla dolla make you holla."

1. Pimp says, "Just remember, Sally .. dolla dolla make you holla."

2. Katie hands Kaci a dollar for a pickle. Kaci says, "dolla dolla make you holla."

3. Jeremiah slips a dollar in Katie's panties while she's slutting it up on the dance floor. Katie yells, "dolla dolla make you hollllla."

4. While standing on the corner of 3rd and 4th, in risque attire, yell "dolla dolla make you holla" at passing vehicles.

dolla dolla make you holla by agatha crabs October 10, 2008