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Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.
- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!
by JulianaJax December 4, 2020
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two oh low

another was to say the year 2010 2 oh l o
this aint 20 oh 9 its two oh low
by ballin is a habit January 5, 2010
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down low booty banger

When a seemingly heterosexual man likes to engage in sex with other men butt keeps it's on the down low.

Often in anonymous situations, and would more then likely deny if called out.
After Jim couldn't find a woman to sleep with at the party he goes on grindr to find a male to seek release and switches from heterosexual male to a down low booty banger
by Chubs4mufintops December 17, 2024
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low-nosing

“We’re going low-nosing tonight
by beepbop2 August 31, 2023
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Low

Someone is low, if they are bad at something.

Also bad in life in general.
by High_Low.00 May 28, 2023
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Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
by __naux__ November 19, 2024
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