Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon
I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”
by LemonSex March 17, 2023
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Lemonism

Even the sourest input can create a constructive output.
The modern approach of Lemonism was first formulated by Oscar S. P. in the late 21st century.
by Oscar S. P. May 11, 2019
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lemon lesbian

And angry and abusive masculine lesbian who strictly only sucks pussy
Nikol: isn’t Emily still dating that chick?
Josh: no, she broke up with her cause she was a total lemon lesbian.
by Christoph undergarment the 4th January 09, 2025
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Texan Lemon Drop

When you cum in someone's butt, put a plug in it, allow it to marinate overnight, then let it drip into a glass the next day and shoot it.
In texas it is customary to take 21 texan lemon drop shots on one's birthday.
by ProfessorofRealEnglishWords November 29, 2022
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Dry Lemon

When a man ejaculates so much during a single day that it becomes either painful or impossible to ejaculate again.
Craig: Bro! did you pull out when you banged her?

John:No I couldn't cum! She was the fourth one that day! I was such a dry lemon!
by FWEBJW July 01, 2013
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Lemon Zest

When a woman doesn’t wash her coochie for a week and her partner and her perform the 69 which the partner does by using lemon juice to hide the fishy stank but the fish taste leaves some zest.
“I never knew fish and lemon could taste so good together until Me and wife tried the lemon zest
by The Ungraceful January 19, 2020
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Lemon zest

When a person is being sassy or have sassy attitudes.
Person: *flips hair* okay well that’s fine
Me: lemon zest
by wh0reable May 24, 2023
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