Kevin Alonso

My bae (sometimes Helenas but usually mine)

"You're dating Kevin Alonso right?" "Yuh yuh." "Isn't he a character from identity v?" "ARF BARJK GRR AARF ARF BGRRRRR BAK BAKR ABARK BARK"

by Kevin Alonsos bae forever January 28, 2021

kevin❤️

A sexy, hot, adorable, cute, loving, caring, funny, freaky, tall, handsome guy aka the most sexy man on earth

Hey Kevin❤️ I love you :)

by Segchoe February 13, 2021

Toast Kevin

a character you draw on the foggy windows of a car after getting raw dogged by the guy you've had a crush on since you were 16 but he doesn't like you enough to date you even after 3 years of friendship and letting him raw dog and cum in your mouth.

me:"aye toast Kevin"
him: "take that off the window or else you are gonna keep laughing while we try and fuck."

by toast Kevin April 19, 2021

Kevin Christian

A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.

pabili nga po ng balut, kuya kevin Christian.

by kenneman June 8, 2021

Kevin Denny

Kevin Denny. How do I begin. What a specimen, from riding motorcycles to preaching the words of Isaac newton to young helpless children- he is the personification of physics. The most accredited graduate from one of the most highly sought after unis in the world-Manchester Victoria. The way he consolidates paper 1 content makes me salivate. Every lesson as he caresses the board I feel the Earths magnetic field shift as I absorb the background radiation within me. Protons, neutrons, quarks, none of these explain deepness of my love for Kevin Denny . I love you xoxo

Name the most famous scientist? Newton, Einstein, Hubble. No. Kevin Denny.

by Greenhead’s Jesus Christ May 9, 2023

Kevin Macleod

The guy who invented internet background music.

Someone : watching a youtube video
Nerd : Kevin Macleod Made That song 🤓🤓

by What username i should pick September 16, 2023

Filthy Kevin

Shitting ones pants when undertaking outdoor activities alone. Usefully resulting in the wearing of another persons pants due your own being soiled.

My cousin went hiking and got lost and disoriented. He must had gone the “ filthy Kevin” ,cause when I saw him come back down the hill he was wearing somebody’s pants and not his own.

by The Zurnich July 27, 2023