Jeffreak

a red headed carrot cuffing tall lanky satelite dish ass plowing penis.

look at that Jeffreak go to town on that Bill

by slampig 21 May 26, 2009

Jeffed

TO receive an exuberant amount of pinks in Evony that result in you being inundated with a screen full of pink text containing mainly sexts and Jeff talking dirty to women.

I told Jeff that he didn't have the ability to sext me properly. Next thing I know I was Jeffed right out of AC!

by Slapdick69 April 26, 2011

Jeffrey

Gollum looking motherfucker
Gay bitch
Squeaker

Jeffrey Sounds like Mickey Mouse

by Puertoricansexgod21 September 14, 2017

Jeffree Star

aka queen of the beautifuls. biggest loser ever. spreads rumors that trace cryus is on drugs(which hes not). a real jerk. person who haunts my life and appears in one of my favorite songs' music video (shake it by metro station).

Jeffree Star is a LOSER.

by LushLuver August 22, 2009

Jefferson Eye-Patch

When you kill a girl, take out here eye-ball, poop in her eye socket, and then fuck her eye socket.

"Dude I just accidentally killed this chick, what should I do?"
"Let's Jefferson Eye-Patch her and then bury her."

by natetieck-is-gay November 17, 2009

Jeffy

A Bender

Look at that Jeffy playing hockey!

by katielikapuma February 16, 2010

Jefferson High School

Located in northwest Portland, Oregon, Jefferson High School is one of the lowest performing high schools in the state. It has one of the high drop-out rates, and many of its students go on to do absolutely nothing with their lives. Although Jefferson students often claim on attending the high school because they think it will help out their "street cred" they don't realize that their school is named after either Thomas Jefferson (who owned slaves) or Jefferson Davis (President of the Confederate States of America). Students at wealtheir schools often use Jefferson in a negative connotation in their daily speech (example shown below).

There are a couple common misconceptions about Jefferson:

Myth: Police are afraid to go there.
Fact: Police just don't give a shit about the people in that part of town.

Myth: Jefferson is cool, gangsta, hard, or "the shit".
Fact: Jefferson sucks. Period. They can't hold a sloppy turd to most other schools in the state or in the nation.

Myth: Jefferson is cool because their football team did the Haka this season, even after they were penalized for doing so.
Fact: The University of Hawaii did it first.

"That shirt is so Jefferson High School, I can't believe anyone would ever wear that."

by Asshole #1 January 12, 2008