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jackhob

"Urban" for a rancid, festering cunt.
Holy shit man, I was ready to stick it in until she dropped trou and I saw the jackhob she was packin, fuck that noise.
by TruGanGSTA1776 January 10, 2008
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Michael Jackson

The man who lost his n-word pass and grabbed his pp while saying HEEHEE
A: Do you know the man who lost his n-word pass?
B: Do you mean Michael Jackson?
A: Yeah.
B: HEEHEE!*GRABS HIS PP*
by KermitTheHEEHEE October 18, 2019
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Michael Jackson

"Bro did you hear? I am officially coming out as a michael jackson"

Yeah, you should also become a beta tester
by BltWise October 28, 2019
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Michael Jackson

To Michael Jackson means to go from a black skin tone to white skin tone. This is a process which Michael Jackson, the alleged paedophile went through.
Tyrone says his boobs started becoming whiter than usual. I think he's pulling a Michael Jackson.
by semenation April 9, 2020
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Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick
by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011
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Jacksource

Jacksource is the practice of using a flagrant, boastfully argumentive approach to harvesting new information or ideas from another person for personal benefit.
Man, that guy thought he was so smart. So, I caught him on a bad day, jacksourced him and ended up getting him fired that day. I took over his job soon thereafter thanks to the knowledge he spilled in defensive anger.
by JackOfTheTradeYo January 15, 2011
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Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011
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